Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Higgs Boson Identity Revealed

After literally minutes of research and painstaking fieldwork I can reveal an extraordinary discovery from the patch today. The much-vaunted Higgs Boson 'particle' does exist and is actually a Black Redstart. The brief moment that this particle appeared revealing it's true identity has been captured by the highly sensitive cameras fitted to capture brief moments just like these.

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