It would seem that the Post Office, or perhaps the said recipient of the Golden Mallard Award was totally bamboozled by a package addressed to Shakin' Stevens at his home address, and returned to Cap'n Haddock marked 'Not known at this address or not collected', some two months after posting!
Should I try and send it again?
FFS! The whole thing could have been lost! hope you insured it? I'll get onto Shakey and get him to unglue his letter box - prob sick of his neighbours posting turds through it - well, you'd have to, wouldn't you? if ya lived next door to a shakey 80's throw-back twat with an old piano behind his green door?
ReplyDeleteWell thank god it is safe, that is all I can say. Spouses and partners everywhere are no doubt in shock at how close they came.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I put my return address on there cos I only insured it for a million quid. The thing that disturbs me is that my postie knew that a package addressed to Cap'n Haddock was for me.
ReplyDeleteAre you reading this Shakey? Any advice on how to get this behind your green door-a?
I've been using a pseudonym around these parts to avoid the all very unpleasant turd-posting incidents, so you might be best to address it to:
ReplyDeleteIan Roberts, 16 Lynton Road, Hythe, Kent, CT21 6DB
Not quite sure what else to suggest. Its perch keenly awaits it