Sunday, 10 January 2016

New celeb set to join Golden Mallard challenge for 2016

Yes indeedy followers & fans - I, Sepp Blatter, am proud to announce that a multi-million euro deal has almost been sealed, bringing a new famous celebratory to our esteemed competition!

More to be announced in due course, although I can give you this sneak preview...

One of these people will be joining the Golden Mallard in 2016. Can you guess which one?


  1. Are we still within the transfer window for the 2016 season? Or is this just another case of one rule for big-shot Yankee dudes and another rule for everyone else? Just wondering!

  2. I'd have an Eastern Phoebe any time.