Golden Mallard Challenge
The Original Patch List Challenge
Monday, 29 June 2026
June is the old June
Sunday, 7 June 2026
June is not the new July
Yes indeedy - with the wind in the south-west, I figured I'd chance a look at the sea this am. Gave it 2.5 hrs but it was a bit slow (it aint July yet!) although did produce a nice, close-in great shearwater and three (count 'em) arctic terns for the year. An all-white looking fulmar mid-distance fairly got the pulse racing till I twigged what it was.
All to play for then! The seawatching starts here!
Sunday, 3 May 2026
Full-on, fun-packed, full fat
Yes indeedy, the last few days of spring have been pretty full-on and fun-packed with a whopping two (count 'em) full fat patch ticks in three days! Absolute scenes! Let's catch up....
Thursday was pretty wet. Old spoons was on his way back from his favourite coffee place and decided to have a quick squizz for scoter off Cloghna Head (just off patch). Whilst scanning, he picked up a nightjar coming in off the sea. He rang me with the good news. I was, naturally, delighted for him and immediately invited him over for a cup of tea so that he could tell me all about it.
Eventually he left, after all the grisly details had been divulged and he left to drive home. Two minutes later he rang me again....
"Hobby! Might be coming your way"
"Wonderful", I replied. Or words to that effect. I rushed to the Majik Patio (tm) but to no avail. Flips sake - was I really going to miss another hobby on patch? On top of being gripped by the nightjar?
I left the gaff hurriedly, and headed for Shite Lane, catching up with Old Spoons who told me all about the hobby, in full grisly detail. Awesome. But just then, I noticed a falcon fly into view, as we headed down Marsh Lane. Was that it? It flew behind a house. We ran to the other side of the house. It swooped behind a farm shed....
There followed several slightly frustrating minutes of this japery before it finally did the decent thing and gave some proper views. At long last, my most-wanted patch bogey had fallen! Happy days!
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| A hobby, yesterday |
After returning home for a light salad and a lie-down, I headed out again late pm when the rain had finally gone off. And bumped into two spotted flycatchers, common sandpaper, sanderling and two ringed plovers. All regular enough but a bonus to bang 'em in all at once.
| common sandpaper, yesterday |
| A turtle dove, yesterday |
| A spotted flycatcher, yesterday |
Friday was quieter, but I refound the turtle dove from last weekend in exactly the same bush, which was nice. And then yesterday there were two whinchats in the weedy field at Shite Lane, and I twitched a pied flycatcher in Dirk. Loafing at home in the sunshine mid-pm when I suddenly noticed two geese coming in high over the lake, heading west. All geese are pretty mega on Galley, so after very nearly botching the ID by having a scope-fail, I was delighted to clinch 'em as greylag geese, another long-awaited patch gank gold moment! No shots I'm afraid but you can't have everything! And I'm up into second in the standings too! Hello below me!
| A whinchat, yesterday |
| Two greylag geese, yesterday |
Tuesday, 21 April 2026
News from Nimmo & others
Well he's busy innit - too busy to even post for himself these days. Thus far in 2026, Nimmo reckons that things are "not going well" as he's having to work all the time. All the time except when he was away in Morocco, Fife and Arizona on holiday innit. #AlwaysOnHoliday.
Anyway, the missive I received was scant on detail apart from "the patch a bit shit". I advised a holiday. Sage advice - he was actually in the check-in queueueue for a quick trip to Italy. Lucky guess on my part I spose.
Regardless of effort or lack thereof, our Derek is actually in second place. Top work.
Although that is of course prior to any declaration of a score from our Reg - all I've gleaned from him is that there have been "no rares obviously but some good patch birds with WTE, Snow Goose , Common Crane and Stock Dove. Will get back to you shortly with scores....."
still waiting for scores. #Obvs
Still nada from Royzah, but what can ya do?
In other news, Basil has finally had a blackcap. Which was nice.
For myself, well, the lake produced the goods again yesterday pm in the form of a just less than annual pair of shoveler, and even better, my first great crested grebe on patch since 2018, and only my 6th evah for the patch - there were, as always, absolute scenes from the Majik Patio (tm). Proof of life shots thusly...
| A great crested grebe, yesterday |
| A pair of shovelers, yesterday |
All to play for!
Wednesday, 15 April 2026
things starting to tern up
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
Schpring schprong
Yes indeedy, there's been a trickle of movement through the metaphorical crease, with common/regular migrants and seabirds nailed over the last couple of weeks including swallow, blackcap, bonxie, sandwich tern, puffin along with sedge warbler this very morning! Best of the bunch was a flighty greenfinch spanging around March Lane last week. Should be annual, and just about still are.
A couple of recent successes avec le new lens:
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| A wren yesterday |
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| A song thrush, also yesterday |
All still to play for!
Tuesday, 7 April 2026
Full fat
Yes indeed - jubilent scenes this morning during a patch check before we hit the recording studio. On our way past a wee bit of nice flooded scub we picked out the unmistakable form of a moorhen - a full fat after 18 years of this nonsense.
The crowd went wild for it. Perhaps gank tick of the year.Other than that we had our earlierst ever chiffchaff on 3rd March and some other annual padders. All this excitment means 70 whole species or 88.98% and an all time patch list of 109 species.


