Nice and Jay - Z does it every time

 News from Big Royzah (for it is he), of a fine full phat patch tick in the form of one of the greatest rappers of all time, Jay - Z.  

Royzah takes up the story himself "Just had a full phat patch tick...Jay! [Z obviously - Ed] Majik! On the path between Royal Aberdeen and Murcar."

When asked why a famous American rap artist was in the vicinity he replied "I think there's jays at Scotstown Moor now, so could be from there, its not far as the crow flies"

a proof-of-life shot supplied below:

A Jay (Z) yesterday

I think I'd better leave it there....