news from Royzah

Yes indeedy - everyone's favourite (dead) trumpet-playing tap dancing twat has been out in the field yet again, this time netting a fine lesser whitethroat and also a kwality ring ouzel!! He even passed on his score & everything! Aymayzing!

stock-taking

Had the dubious pleasure of old spoons's company this morning - dead as a doorknob it was, till the flat-footed one conjured up a stock dove out of nowhere - happy days!